Portable Urinal Hire – A Nice Extra? - Tardis Hire
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Hiring portable urinals can help keep down the queue at large events such as festivals, they are a nice extra for the male population at the event, but what can be done to make them that little bit better?

Recently in Michigan men in selected bars have been greeted with a strange sound whilst visiting urinals. Talking Urinal cakes, these were sent out by the Michigan State Police to 200 bars and restaurants. Once activated by your stream, the cake will come up with cheeky comments like:

“Hey there big guy! Having a few drinks? Then listen up! Think you’ve had one too many? Then it’s time to call a cab or a sober friend for a ride home. It sure is safer and a hell of a lot cheaper than a DWI. Make the smart choice tonight, don’t drink and drive. Remember, your future is in your hand.”

Or this one that’s guaranteed to get any guy’s attention:

“Here’s a real friendly reminder. Don’t drive drunk. If you do and you get arrested, the next urinal you pee in will be in jail, with a hairy guy named Bubba standing behind asking you to pick up the soap…”

That sounds pretty clever, but I wonder how many drunk guys will just be confused when they hear somebody talking to them from down in the urinal? It may also be a good idea for future talking urinal cakes to be able to calculate alcohol levels and sound an alarm if they guy is over the legal limit.

This seems like a really good idea, I wonder if it would be good to have them on our portable urinals? We could have comments such as “have a great festival!”  “I bet you’re glad Justin Biebers not here!” the possibilities are endless!

Tardis Environmental have been providing temporary sanitation solutions such as portable toilets and urinals for over the past 20 years. We also can supply portable showers, disabled portable toilets and offer the complete waste removal of your hired units using our fleet of specialist tankers.